I don't care about anything B.P.
What's SPAM?
I want some!
George Foreman was a famous philosophist.
Mommy, I think I want to marry Prince Harry. He keeps worms in his pockets!
It's okay to say bad words if they are in a song and you sing 'em.
Mommy, we saw Mark Nutchuck at the dentist office!
Sissy was Dwarf Vader for Halloween last year...
We're by the house with the snowman mailbox.
It's okay mommy; you're a teacher. That makes you a professional dork.
It was self defense. She squoze my arm, so I had to flicker off!
"Sh- Sharon, get me a burrito, Sharon..."
I want this folder;
it has Captain Morgan on it!
I know how to get ALL the
18-wheelers to
blow their horns!
Would you like a pinch today? Or perhaps tomorrow?
Do people in England go around saying,
"Pip pip cheerio?"
